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Vote for Optimus! February 11, 2013

Posted by wfenza in Religion, Skepticism and atheism.
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The Pope is retiring. Paul Fidalgo is throwing his pointy hat into the ring:

Oh, and I’ll put an immediate end to the church’s tolerance and enabling of sexual assault; its treatment of women as second-class; its adherence to Bronze Age notions of morality; its hoarding of wealth for no purpose but its own aggrandizement (except for me, of course); its persecution of homosexuals; its intentional miseducation of developing nations ravaged by ignorance, overpopulation, superstition, starvation, and illness; and its utter failure to promote the ascension of robot-human hybrids.

Also, his Pope name will be Pope Optimus Prime I. I’m sold.

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